blights-chaos asked:

Thorn: She suddenly wraps her hands around Samantha's hips at the store. "Hey, Samantha~"

thebadrugardevoirs answered:

Samantha had sensed Thorn before she hugged her, but didn’t want to spoil the fun. “Op~! Well hello there sweetheart~! Come to pick out tea with me?”



"I’m very good at protecting myself from butt pirates, darling~! Who knows, maybe I am one~?" In what seems like one motion, Samantha puts her bags down and spins around, lifting Thorn up bridal style and laughing like a comic book villain. "It was all a ploy! Your buttocks is now miiiine~!"

Thorn: “Eeek! Nuuuuuu~!” Thorn laughs, nuzzling Samantha. “Hehehehe, I haz been caught~!” She wiggles cutely.

Samantha smiles and carries her into the kitchen, sitting her on the counter. “So, tea time I presume~?”



Plates emerge on Gallade’s arms, and the helmet and cape-like protrusions on its head and back give it a knightly appearance. When the situation demands, Mega Gallade can use its psychic power to reshape both arms into blades simultaneously, and fight using a dual-wielding style.

When it Mega Evolves, its Ability changes to Inner Focus, so it’s protected from flinching. Its Attack and Speed stats improve, making this a Pokémon likely to excel at first-strike strategies.


askthevictorypokemon asked:

Vlad tugs at Victoria's skirt: "Hey, hey, everyone calls you my Mommy's name. Does that mean you're my Mommy, too?"

thebadrugardevoirs answered:

Victoria kneels down to be on the smaller Pokemon’s level before responding; “is your mom named Victoria as well?” She smiles kindly and shakes her head, continuing “sorry kiddo, I’m not your mom. What’s your name?”



"Ooh, a crime fighter you say?" Victoria grinned and quickly contemplated whether or not to tell him she worked for the police. Deciding instead to play along, she asks "so, what sort of crimes do you fight, oh mysterious unnamed vampire?"

Vlad smiles triumphantly, thinking about how cool he must look to Victoria to warrant being called ‘mysterious’! Not only that, unnamed! So cool! He decided that some exaggerating wouldn’t hurt, “I’ve beaten up a DRAGON. No, I killed a dragon! Dragonssss! As in a lot! Like, maybe nineteen!” Such excellence. But wait, do crime fighters kill dragons? “But they were all bad! They punched other mons.” Better. “But then I made friends with them and ate meatloaf,” he added, feeling bad for the dead dragons.

He then smirks at Victoria, “Bet you haven’t beaten up nineteen bad dragons!”


Victoria smiles at his enthusiasm, and not wanting to burst his bubble, she rubs her chin as she says thoughtfully “mm, nineteen dragons? No, I can’t say I have beaten that many!”

abunchofoutcasts asked:

Any treating of patients Jasone could do, Mikey can do better!

Jasone’s eyebrows arch with skepticism as he sizes Mikey up. “Oh, yes, now I remember, the tiny human romancing my sister. were you not the one who put yourself in the predicament of being so minute?” He rests his face against his hand, muttering “please for the love of Xerneas tell me you are not a medical practitioner.”

gregnas-the-grouch asked:

Yemir: "Yo Victoria, can ya lift this house?" The giant murmured as she lifted a three story house with relative ease, barring the foundation.

Victoria’s head tilted back as she stares up, her face showing her pure bewilderment. Though normally not one to back down from a challenge, she shakes her head from side to side, still staring.